The Rules of Florida

1.  Drive like a maniac, because it's a retiree state and now that you have nothing to do you can do whatever you want.
2.  Go to Publix because they will do anything for you: make sure you are greeted with a sincere 'hello', grind 12 bags of whole bean coffee, let you slide when you still owe 26 cents...
3.  If you're a Florida resident you must complain and say "every day I see sun...it's so boring"
4.  Clean off the counter, or Grandma will get mad.
5.  Wear black to EVERY interpreting assignment.  No matter how convinced you are that you can make other colors work... Deaf people will always give you a thumbs up for black.
6.  Don't go too fast in the Astro, the Astro can handle 45 mph, maybe.. just take your time in the Astro.
7.  Yes Grandpa.  Peanuts and beer DO go together well.